I was totes watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 2 baby), and I realized somethin'
Buffy + Angel = omg I'm a slayer and you're a vamp but we should so make out, yeah? ok. *makes out*
>Buffy: omg angel i love you it's so hard to say goodbye at night
>Angel: THEN LET'S HAVE SOME SEX
>Angel experiences a moment of true happiness, the curse of him having a soul (because vampires lose their souls after they're turned) is revoked and he goes back to being an EVIL DICKFACED CUNT
>Buffy is like OMG ANGEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is all my fault omgomg *tears*
>Angel then goes into "lemme make her crazy >:3" mode and starts fucking with Buffy's mind: leaving her roses on Valentine's Day with a card that says "SOON", stalking her to the point where he draws her as she sleeps in her bed (then leaves the drawing on her pillow to let her know she was there), killing Giles' (Buffy's companion) girlfriend, etc
THIS IS LIKE THE CRAZY VAMPIRIC MALE VERSION OF WHAT HAPPENED TO A CERTAIN SNAKE/WOLF/VAMPIRE/WTF.
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