Moar dreams

I had some epic freaking dreams last night and I have nothing to do so I'll write 'em up here!

Dream 1: I'm a little 8-year-old again, and my clothes are dirty and torn. I'm apparently at my old elementary school because we're in a fenced area and kids are playing around me in this open field. I wander around and find an enormous palm tree branch/skin thing that looks like a banjo. It has strings and everything, so I pull it to my chest and start playing. It sounds beautiful, like a cross between a real banjo and a violin. I then realize I can play "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence on it, and so I start playing that song. <3
(I woke up after this dream and decided to name the instrument a bidetta.)

Dream 2: (after going back to sleep) I'm at the very edge of my old hometown, which normally would be the start of the countryside but is, for some reason, desert and flats. There's the normal train tracks though, crisscrossing around a large butte in the middle of the land.
For some reason, my friends and I gather up a huge flock of chickens and try to race them across the tracks before a train comes. The chickens run for the tracks, but then suddenly disappear when the train arrives (not die, just disappear into thin air). I freak out, thinking the train hit the chickens, and run out to the tracks to get it to stop. The train swerves around me and makes a wiiiiide turn... right as ANOTHER train comes. That train then twines around the first train in this epic train dance, and that's when I see that the second train is hauling an ENORMOUS silver motorcycle. IT'S SO AWESOME-LOOKING FFFUUUUU but the trains go on their way, and I turn back to the town, where Dream 3 starts...

Dream 3: I'm walking back to town, to the park. Here is where the dream skews away from "my story", and goes to two little creatures that are drifting over the town. The first creature looks kind of like a male Mismagius (Pokemon), and the second one looks kind of like a yellow ghostly Pikachu/pig mix thing. The second one is talking to the first about how it got such-and-such for their evil plot to take over the town. The second one nods and says, "Well, you know what?" The second one looks at it and the second one says, "I don't need you anymore." and noms/absorbs the second one. 8| (that was, btw, one of the freakiest things I've ever dreamt up)
So the second one (let's call it "M") turns into a small telescope-like robot with one eye on the top and zooms over to the park...
...where "I" am. This is where the dream starts to turn into a Pokemon fangasm dream, because I'm having lunch with Ash, Misty, and Brock, and their Pokemon, LOL. (And I was also like "I wish I had Pokemon!!! :noes:" I'm such a dork xD)
M floats directly above the park and suddenly extends several metallic arms that surround the park and put up a "net" of sorts. We all spring into action and start trying to fight off M's devices when suddenly TEAM ROCKET appears! :NOES: They've been brainwashed as per M's plan, and are driving a really epic-looking hovercraft. Ash is like, "TEAM ROCKET FFFUUU" and Jesse responds in a hypnotized voice - something about how we'll pay for being good guys or whatever.
So Ash sends out Pikachu to fend off the suddenly-attacking Electrodes/Voltorbs flying at us, but Pikachu's not doing so well on its own so I leap forward and SMASH into M, shutting down the net and the evil Pokemon.
Unfortunately, right as I hit M, it sends off a violent static shock and I pass out...
...then wake up in a van later, being taken care of by Misty and Brock. I'm also now in a Stig/miniature BD (Transformers) suit, wtf. I claim that I'm alright and open the van door, slinking out onto the sidewalk. We're in front of the park and there's a bunch of kids who saw the whole thing happen. I sit down on the curb and watch the police investigate the scene for a moment, when suddenly my head feels horrible, like someone's stabbing a knife straight into my brain. My whole body just HURTS and I curl up and have to hold back a scream.
One of the kids notices and comes over, tapping my shoulder. I look at her and she holds her arms out. And then Deege hugged a little kid aww.
AND THEN ALL THE KIDS CAME OVER AND GAVE DEEGE HUGS AWWWWWWWWW.
So I'm a hero in this dream and that's amazing hur hur~

Dream 4: I'm basically driving my mom's Dodge Stratus around at night through some old Aztec/Mayan ruins. This was a really derp dream. xD

And there was another one later on about a tornado suddenly coming down and me and all my friends had to get into our school's basement for safety and then I got caught texting wtf. BUT YEAH.

And there's all those dreams trololololo