Misadventures of Deege McGee (and various characters)

Okay, this is a bit old by now (a whole DAY old!) but I HAD AN ADVENTURE THE OTHER DAY WOOHOO.
Actually it wasn't so much an adventure as... a break. B|
Long story short, my mom and I had a huge blow-out fight and I had to call my aunt Melissa and go to her house for the night. It was very refreshing to sleep somewhere else where I didn't have to be scared to wake up in fear of my mom being a total bitch, really.
It's sad that Melissa cares about my well-being and such more than my mom does. >> She's barely known me for... what, two years? meh.
Buuut yes. I got to sleep at their house and take my cousin to school the next day.
But that night was weird, because at like... 10, I heard voices down the hall and I was like "wut?" and thirty minutes later, Vannah (my cousin) and Melissa come out and Vannah's sort of freaking out. I asked them what was wrong and Melissa said that Vannah's ex-boyfriend's brother HAD JUST MURDERED SOMEBODY.
It... was trippy.

And after I came back home, my mom was treating me a lot better. We hardly snapped at each other at all last night. It was kind of awkward when she first got back, but whenever I brought it up I just acted like I had been at a friend's sleepover or something. P: But she didn't glare at me or anything, which is good.

And last night I had a horrible dream about zombies... I fucking hate zombies. Mehhhh.

OH LOOK A QUIZ that I don't want to post on dA because I don't wanna bump off my commission prices :B

1) Name: Cheyenne (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
2) Name Backwards: Enneyehc..
3) Were you named after anyone?: N... I don't think so. A truck and some Native Americans and a place in Wyoming but yeah.
4) Does your name mean anything?: "Speak incoherently" ... lol.
5) Nick Name(s): DEEEEEGE and all other variations of that name. Also, my friend Ponyboy calls me "DeeJay" when he's scolding me. B| It's almost as bad as being called Cheyenne.
6) Screen Name(s): OH GOD the list: coolkidscorchio1234, AmpAndDJ, BumbleDeege, DeegeCamari, and many others lost in the battle of anonymity.
7) Date of Birth: March 21st. WHOOOO IRONIC BIRTHDAY ('cause my middle name is Summer :B)
8) Place of Birth: an air force hospital. B| I have a random mild crush on planes for a reason.
10) Current Location: Hanford. Which is fail.
11) Sign: errr ARIES I'm a goat stfu.
12) Religion: Satanic WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And no I'm not fucking around. :1
13) Height: 5'8-5'9". It depends on if I stretch or not.
14) Weight: FAT.
15) Shoe Size: 11. In women sizes. :'c
16) Hair color: Er... I'm pretty sure it's the colour of "wtf". I dyed it red and purple and the purple tinged my hair blue silver (wat) so it's pretty much the entire rainbow.
17) Eye color: BLOO
18) What you look like: A FAT BETCH. Or somebody who can kick your ass.


19) Innie or Outie: Er... innie I suppose?
20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Lefty. I'mma die because of my rare left-handed disease.
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: LOLOLOLOLOLbiLOLOLOLOLOL
22) Best friend(s): Candy and Paz. :B
23) Best friend you trust the most: Candy... because she's dealt with a LOT of things that no one else has ever seen from me.
24) Best friends {your sex}: :1
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: whut i dunno MY BOYFRIEND I DON'T FUCKING KNOW OH G-- oh wait. Dinosaur man! 8D /inside joke
26) Best Bud(s): Dinosaur man, Ponyman, Lionman, and... um... KITTYWOMAN!!
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: WELL the truth is, IRL I'm single as fffffffuck, but in other dimensions Iiii'm not? and this makes me sound very nerdy and weeaboo but the long story version makes more sense... if you're open-minded. *cough*
28) Crush: ...dinosaurmaaaan...
29) Parent(s): one's dead and the other's a whore! AWESOME.
30) Worst Enemy: Emmie... EMMIEEEEEEEE.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): ...IDK PONYMAN? Since he's the only one with an MSN/dA account.
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): ARE YOU KIDDING ME
33) Funniest friend: Candy. I have lol'd much because of her. (Though Paz DID show me the Supernatural gag reel...)
34) Craziest friend: ... Candy. No doubt.
35) Advice Friend: Oh shit um I don't take advice from others so none? D8;
36) Loudest Friend: ...ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING INTROVERTED
37) Person you cry with: I've cried with Candy, and I thiiiink I almost cried to Paz but meh idr.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: No :1
39) Any brothers: Nope.
40) Any pets: Romulus THE MOST AMAZING KITTY EVER!
41) A Disease: Well, if my mother ever believes me, I guess what I have can be called bi-polar disorder. I'm also schizotypal! (apparently? B|)
42) A Pager: You know, I never understood the meaning of these things.
43) A Personal phone line: Yes I do his name is Jimmy AND HE SUCKS but I love him.
44) A Cell phone: .... yes
45) A Lava lamp: LOL I do actually.
46) A Pool or hot tub: POOL YUS.
47) A Car: I almost had a Mustang but... we all know how that shit turned out. B|

Describe Your...

48) Personality: VERY ANGRY and very mood-swingy. But I can be lovable when I feel like it.
49) Driving: I almost crashed into a PT Cruiser, taking a 90 degree turn in a huge truck with failing brakes. I think I'm good.
50) Car or one you want: GORRAMN CAMARO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
51) Room: Actually looks sort of medieval by the way I set it up. XD
52) Mmh: ...mmmmhh? That sounds like a sex noise.
53) School: ONRINE.
54) Bed: er... I don't have one. :1;
55) Relationship with your parent(s): I "ran away" (read: called my aunt and had her pick me up so I could stay at her house) last night because of the way my mom has been treating me. I don't think it's been going very well. :1

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: Noooo. I have big dreams, but I doubt myself in every way. xD
57) Believe in love at first sight?: Not rly lolz. Even though I can do it (hooray psychicness!), I still don't believe in it. xD
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yeaaahhh if the person doesn't start going on about boring things. /mean
60) Get Along with your parents: ...did I not just answer this question
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Not e-mail, but ALL of my IM conversations are saved.
62) Pray: Wtf NO.
63) Believe in reincarnation: Yeah a little bit. Teehee.
64) Like to make fun of people: ......yes BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS DONE TO ME A LOT so it grew on me and now I can't help it .A. But I'm never *too* mean when I'm just joking around.
65) Like to talk on the phone: Not really. xD; I get bored so easily on the phone, and I have hearing problems in one ear. I'd much rather see nice, coherent typing. Ahhh, typing...
66) Like to eat: Yeah I'm not fat because I didn't eat. :1 But I'm apparently a "super taster" (wtf?) so I eat for pleasure too. I fucking love the taste of some things. But I've learned to eat in moderation as well, as I'm TRYING to lose weight. xD;
67) Like to drive: Yeah, if there's no one on the road with me.
68) Get motion sickness: No. :u
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: I used to but now I hate ALL BROCCOLI.
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: sometiiiimes..
71) Dream in color: lol yes. Always! They were especially vibrant when I was a little kid.
72) Type with your fingers on home row: No... my teacher that was supposed to teach us the "formalities of typing" or something (it was a business class) tried to force me to do it, but when she saw how much faster and better I was at typing my own way (with just my left hand, with right hand working shift key), she let me get on. While the kids were doing "proper" home row and getting 50 words per minute, I was doing my own thing and going 120 words per minute at best, 90 words per minute at average. TAKE THAT, TYPING LESSONS.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: I used to but they stay in my room. Now I just sleep with my Cars blanky under my chin! 8D

What Is...?

74) Right next to you: A SHITLOAD OF YARN BRO
75) On the walls of your room: Lots of drawings, a huge hanging board with the "for whom the bell tolls" quote, and two posters of my favorite cars: a Camaro, and a '65 Mustang Fastback. ;D
76) On your mouse pad: No mousepad.
77) Your dream car: A gorramn fucking 2009 Chevy Camaro motherfuckers I WANT THAT SHIT IN HOT ROD RED
78) Your dream date: ...in-the-back-seat-of-a-car sex with my favorite sanguivore! :dummy: -SHOT-
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: A castle in Scotland. A CASTLE IN SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND eventhoughi'mnevergettingmarried
80) Your dream wife/husband: My fang-bang, dur.
81) Your bedtime: Ummm anywhere from midnight to 3 in the morning. I've pulled all-nighters before though. xD At least one all-nighter in the summer has been required ever since that fateful day in 2007. (ahhh, Mountain Dew, we were such good friends...)
82) Under your bed: NO BED.
83) The single most important question: ARE YOU A FUCKING ZOMBIE
84) Your bad time of the day: When I first wake up. And that period from 6 PM to 8:45 PM when I'm kind of lonely.
85) Your worst fear(s): Zombies. I'm not shitting you, you could cover me in maggots and spiders and cockroaches, and I may squeal a little, but if you put me in the same universe as a goddamn zombie, I will scream and hide and keep screaming while I'm hiding and rock back and forth and just freak the fuck out.
86) The weather like: Hoooootttt too much sun. DEEGE HATE THE SUN.
87) The time: -looks- ... 6:39 PM.
88) The date: 8/12/2010
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Oh god I can't even remember... it was something I did to my History teacher, I think.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Toast with peanut butter and cinnamon and sugar. Holy fuck that shit is delicious with a glass of milk.
91) Theme Song: Iiit depends on what I'm feeling, but right now I suppose it would beee... "Afterlife" by Avenged Sevenfold. AWESOME, RIGHT?
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Losing a bunch of people that I loved. The list isn't very long, but the importance of the people on it makes it all that much longer.
93) Your funniest experience: "Hey Christyann, since we're dressed up in our Halloween costumes, let's go down the school halls and dance to Thriller!" "OKAY!" And Thriller dancing ensued, and much lulz was had.
94) Your scariest moment: The very first time I-- TRANSMISSION LOST
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: TRANSMISSION REGAINED-- oh my god, you're going to have to ask Candy or Paz, I really don't fucking know. xD;;;
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: "HEY, YOU!" "OAo Yes?" "What's your name?" "David." "Hi David, I'm Deege. I like you. We're friends now." "-chuckles- Awesome!" "Yep! Now, quick hug- -hugs him- and now I'm off to go protect helpless freshmen. See you at lunch, David!" "Eheheh, see ya later, Deege."
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): ...nothing scary happens- OH the time I blacked out and almost murdered someone in a blind rage. Scariest for them, actually. Lulz.
99) The best feeling in the world: When someone you love comes back after a long vacation... and you find they missed you just as much as you missed them. (and then spend the next four days celebrating their return)
100) 5 people you tag: IDK YOU?