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*...:::TWO HUNDRED T H I N G S A B O U T Y O U:::...*

Real Name: Cheyenne McDerp

Age: 16

Height: 5' 8’’

Natural Hair Color: blonde

Eye Color: blue

Skin Color: white as a sheet of paper

Glasses/Contacts: none, though I'd really like red or yellow contacts to reflect my personality :V

Piercing: eyebrows

Tattoos: none yet

Braces: hell to the no, peeps ain't touching my teeth

Mannerisms: My legs move a lot when I get excited/nervous, and the one time I had one of those "head over heels" in-love things, I actually had to go run a mile to get the feeling out of my legs XD

Other Distinctive Markings: a big scar on my calf and a birth mark on my knee



FAVORITE


Color: red/black

Band/Singer: Avenged Sevenfold AWWWYEAH

Video Game: ...Pokemon. And Soul Caliber III

Movie: dgfhddf at the moment ummm HTTYD I think

Book: Harry Potter series (1-4 only)

Food: salad, Subway sammiches, and pizzaaaa... oh and bagels with cream cheese

Game: pretend :'D I love to pretend to be a spy, or an anti-hero

CD: i...hate all my CDs. well, Steal This Album! has an awesome case/cover, and Three Days Grace's One-X is alright if I'm in the mood for it

Flower: ...roses :V

Scent: dragon's blood, berries

Animal: pretty much anything reptilian (except chameleons)

Comic Book: uhh... I don't read comics often so idk.

Cereal: Kix or Cinnamon Toast Crunch

WebSite: deviantART (minus the dArama)

Cartoon: DANNY PHANTOM MOTHAHFUCKAHS and Ben 10 and South Park...



DO YOU


Play An Instrument?: not very well xD

Like To Sing?: yes, but again, not very well...

Have A Job?: not really

Have A Cell Phone?: yeah :U

Like To Play Sports?: actually I do, but it's one of those "I DON'T WANT TO" until I'm actually doing it xD

Have A Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: kind of

Have A Crush On Someone?: ...fuck yeah

Live Somewhere NOT In The United States?: unfortunately, no

Have More Than 5 TVs In Your House?: lmao no.

Have Any Special Talents/Skills?: I draw better than the average teenager :V and I can do different voices

Exercise Daily?: ....no I'm fat for a reason

Like School?: hell to the NO. I used to like it, before I got friends...


CAN YOU


Say The Alphabet Backwards?: oh god no I'm somewhat dyslexic as it is

Stand On Your Tip Toes Without Wearing Shoes?: no xD my toes think I'm too fat

Speak Any Other Languages?: a liiiittle bit of American Sign Language, and a bit of Spanish

Go A Day Without Food?: yeah, I can actually go for a while without food... like, three days max before I start getting sick

Remember Your Dreams: almost all the time :U

Read Music, Not Just Tabs?: ...uhh... no?

Roll Your tongue?: naahh my tongue isn't that great at anything (which is why I'm a bad kisser...)

Eat A Whole Pizza?: If I'm in the mood for it, yes... but I'll feel really ugly after three pieces so I just stop there if I'm not in one of those "IDGAF WHAT HAPPENS" moods




HAVE YOU EVER


Won Something In The Lottery?: nnnnope

Snuck Out Of The House?: once

Lied To Get Out Of Trouble?: shit yeah... and I STILL haven't been caught and it's been like, ten years

Had A Computer Crash?: yes, this fucking thing sucks

Gotten Lost In Your City?: I fell asleep in the car and my mom took a weird way to get home... so I woke up and I was like "whoa holy shit WHERE ARE WE???!!"

Seen A Shooting Star?: yeeeep

Been To Any Other Countries?: no, but I want to. mostly England

Had A Serious Surgery?: uhhh none that I know of, mostly just shots :U

Stolen Something Important To Someone Else?: *thinks* ...nope

Solved A Rubiks Cube?: no because i fucking HATE THOSE THINGS

Gone Out In Public In Your Pajamas?: yeah xD

Cried Over A Girl?: yeeeep

Cried Over A Boy?: yeah and I went psycho over one too

Kissed A Random Stranger?: wtf no

Hugged A Random Stranger?: YES i love doing that

Been In A Fist Fight?: yes xD but not recently... though I think I can do better if I ever got into one again

Been Arrested?: nope nope

Done Drugs?: yeah, i slightly overdosed on vicodin once... shit made me see pink elephants in my math class. it was awesome and terrifying at the same time

Had Alcohol?: yeeepp

Laughed And Had Milk Come Out Of Your Nose?: lmao no

Pushed All The Buttons On An Elevator?: noooope

Sneaked Into The Opposite Sex's Bathroom?: -almost-, when i was like, 9

Gone To School Only To Find You Had The Day Off Because Of A Holiday Or Something Else?: no but that would have been a pleasant surprise!

Swore At Your Parents?: well i've accidentally cursed in front of my mom but not at her lol

Kicked A Guy Where It Hurts?: maybe once

Been To A Casino?: yeah... but I was there for the buffet, with my grandpa xD

Ran Over An Animal And Killed It?: not me personally, but my aunt accidentally hit a dog and killed it when we were going to lunch

Broken A Bone?: fractured a finger but no broken bones! i r scared of pain

Gotten Stitches?: nope nope~

Had A Water Balloon Fight In Winter?: lmao no, I've never even been in a water balloon fight in the SUMMER, i hate balloons

Made Home-Made Muffins?: fghdjfg yes

Bitten Someone?: YES I actually love doing that, and we would have biting competitions when I was a freshman xD

Been To Disney Land/Disney World?: SHIT YEAH BITCHES, I FUCKING LOVE DISNEYLAND and i'm going there for my 18th birthday to attack Carsland OOH YEAAHH

Burped In Someone’s Face?: ...yes




WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU...


Brushed Your Teeth: THIS IS CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION

Cried: oh like 6 hours ago

Went To The Bathroom: ...i don't remember, sometime earlier

Saw A Movie In A Theater: OH I CAN ANSWER THIS UM UMMM... ummm fuck fuck OH the new Narnia

Read A Book: back around Christmas xD

Had A Snow Day: ahh I live in central California, we've never heard of a snow day xD

Had A Party: like... shit, three years ago? I don't like parties :/

Went To A Doctor: omfg i don't even remember, i hate doctors too

Tripped In Front Of Someone: uhh the last time i went out in public... two days ago-ish? :|

Went To The Grocery Store: I don't remember

Got sick: ummm in January I think

Got Cursed: magick-wise, I can't say I ever have been... cussword wise, earlier this morning by my mother lol

Called Someone: um... dunno, I don't call people :/


DO YOU PREFER


Fruit/Vegetables: fruuuuit I love sweet things

Black/White: black >:U *is totally Gothic... and hates white because it hurts her eyes*

Lights On/Lights Off: dim lights on xD I don't like the dark but I can't stand being showered in light

TV/Movie: TV, usually, because I love watching cartoons and BBCA

Body Spray/Lotion: body spray, the female kind that doesn't smell like ox ass. lotion makes my skin feel... slimy >_>

Cash/Check: CAAASH baby

Pillows/Blankets: pillows if my body is sore, blankets if I'm having a sad

Headache/Stomachache: headache, because that won't result in something really embarrassing later on... xD

Paint/Charcoal: actually, i like both :U but paint has colours to it sooo paint

Chinese Food/Mexican Food: mexican... i HATE chinese food (I hate a lot of things actually)

Summer/Winter: winter!

Snow/Rain: raaain <3

Fog/Misty: foggy pleeease

Rock/Rap: rock >:V

Meat/Vegetarian: vegetarian, surprisingly XD *trying to get on a better diet*

Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla! :dummy:

Sprinkles/Icing: ICING :la:

Cake/Pie: cake, pie is gross... unless it's one of those deliciously fattening Homerun packaged pies :paranoid: shit's delicious I tell ya

Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries... blueberries taste ugly to me >_>

Ocean/Swimming Pool: pool :noes: the ocean gives Deege a scared

Cookies/Muffins: cookies UNLESS it's a chocolate muffin, then i'll have a dilemma

Wallet/Pocket: pocket B| i like wallets for their designs (I have a Ghostbusters and an Autobot wallet myself) but they're just... kind of showing off lol

Window/Door: windows! big ones, not tiny little basement fuckers

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: ...wgdfjf wat

Pink/Purple: purple, dark purple

Cat/Dog: kitty please! dogs are good for active people, but i like to relax with a kitty on my belly any day of the week xD

Long Sleeve/Short Sleeve: long sleeve... I wear arm socks and jackets even in the summer xD

Pants/Shorts: pants, dear god I do not want to subject others to the horror that is my thunder thighs

Winter Break/Spring Break: winter break, longer + CHRISTMAS

Spring/Autumn: autumn... 1) it's the name of my car, 2) HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!

Clouds/Clear Sky: cloudy... vampier ddege do nawt liek teh sun

Moon/Mars: moon :U

Questions/Answers: questions!!!

War/Peace: peace :T

Do You Believe In Love?: yeeeep

What's The Most Important Kind Of Love For You?: soul mate love... it's kind of all i have, i don't trust any other love (because i know deep inside i'm still just a human, AND a teenager, and for all i know it could just be hormones wanting to get laid >_> )

Have You Ever Been In Love?: mmhm

Been close with love?: mmmmmmhm

If You Have, With Who?: LOTS OF FEMALES well actually like... three. lol. the rest are dudes :V

Ever Confessed Your Feelings To The One You Liked?: yes, embarrassing results ended up with me never wanting to ask people out ever again :1

Have You Ever Thought Of How Long You'd Be Together With Someone You Love?: yessss

Are You In A Relationship?: ...kind of? I mean I don't want to be with anyone else because of it, lol

If So, For How Long?: aahh like 3 years?

Do You Believe There Is Someone For Everyone?: not for the dickwads, nope

How Old Were You When You Got Your First Kiss?: my first KISS kiss? ....like.... *coughfifteencough* BUT IT WASN'T MUTUAL as i later found out, that bitch

Do You Think Love Is Worth Nothing?: nope :U

Best Experience You’ve Ever Had With The Opposite Sex?: SEX no not really... best experience has to be with Tristan and Braedon, when we all went out for a big ol' Wicca day at the park xD

Have You Ever Been Dumped?: the one time i had a "boyfriend", i dumped him because he was being an asshole. so no xD

Have You Ever Dumped Someone?: *points to above question*




I...


Am: kind of upset

Want: a fucking car

Need: love

Love: umm...

Hate: how people act towards me when I have feelings (in other words IT'S NOT A FUCKING PHASE WITH ME so please STOP treating me like an "average teenager", goddamn)

Feel: kinda sick... not physically, mentally

Did: some weird shit

Miss: my grandpa

Am Annoyed By: people in general

Would Rather: be a witch

Am Tired Of: being ignored just because of my age and how i used to act

Will Always: be a little bit sad for everything



MISCELLANEOUS


What Is Your Favourite Genre Of Music?: pretty much hard rock, but recently I've been cool with the old '80s stuff. been listening to Journey a lot xD

What Time Is It Now?: 4:03 AM, pacific time... yes it's called an all-nighter folks

How Much Money Do You Have Right Now?: ...a lot of quarters. *LOOOOOOOOVES quarters*

Are You Hungry Right Now?: somewhat?

What Are You Doing Right Now?: pretty much just this quiz... and your mom

Do You Like Parades?: depends xD

Do You Like The Moon?: *ahem* yes.

What Are You Going To Do When You're Done With This?: aaahh probably go back to bed and watch television

If You Could Have Any Magical Power What Would It Be?: FUCKING FLIGHT BITCHES or maybe shapeshifting lol


DO YOU THINK YOU ARE


Funny?: usually

Cool?: ...depends

Pretty?: wtf fuck no

Sarcastic?: .....you cannot be serious

Lazy?: haha it's my number one trait

Hyper?: only when i'm in a REALLLL good mood

Friendly?: i can be! ...but not recently

Evil?: oh god yeah... but for some reason, it's kind of starting to recede... in that, i wanna be evil, but when i do evil things I feel horribly guilty afterwards >_>

Unforgettable?: if i can be a liiiiittle bit vain for a moment... no. i like to make sure that people never forget me. hence why I wear steampunk goggles and have a loud obnoxious voice!

Smart?: well.... actually yeah >_>;;; but it gets a little wobbly sometimes

Strong?: aaahhh you have to piss me off really... and I have a good kick

Talented?: somewhat..

Dorky?: oh dear neptune yes



WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD


High: i'm stooooooooooned

Lonely: foreveralone

Pen: THIS FUCKING INK IS EVERYWHERE

Flower: roadrunners

Window: put your face against it and make silly noises

Psycho: SHOWER CURTAINS

Brain Freeze: ice cream nom nom

Strange: the twilight zone... wtf?

Sassy: them fucking Bratz dolls I want to burn them

Suffering: coheed & cambria

Art: SCHOOL IS FOR IT




WOULD YOU EVER


Sky Dive?: -maybe- ... I want to but I'm afraid of dying by squish

Run Away?: aahh yeah if i ever made enough money to do it properly. (i.e. transportation away, some cash to rent a hotel + get food, at least enough to survive a week alone)

Curse At A Teacher?: ...I did once LOL

Not Take A Shower For A Week?: I did that too... but I was at camp and they had shitty shower rules -_-

Ask Someone Out?: i did that too :|

Unscrew Your Cell Phone To See What's Inside?: i've done a lot of these things especially this. i LOVE taking things apart

Visit A Foreign Country For More Than A Month?: shit i would LIVE there... if the weather was okay and there wasn't a war going on

Go Scuba Diving?: oh god no i hate the ocean

Write A Book?: yeah but i get discouraged/bored after a while

Assemble A Computer?: ....no

Become A Rock Star?: wtf no xD maybe an artist for their CD covers but no rockin' for me

Have A Long-Distance Relationship?: ...i do

Marry Someone You Don't Know?: what the fuck NO




LAST QUESTIONS


What Kind Of Computer Do You Have?: I donnnnn't know

What Level Of Studies Are You In?: wat

Do You Like To Throw Popcorn At People In The Movies?: yes.... I want to do that at the Twilight movies lol

How Many Posters Do You Have In Your Room?: aaaaa lot?

Who Else Should Take This Waste Of Time?: idk your mom?